• period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
• period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
• period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• period: Yell at a puppy.
• period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
• period: Boyfriend sitting at the table drinking soda. Instantly horny

last day of school

• other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :'(((
• me: adios bitchachos

• cat: meow
• me: ok i'll give you food in a sec
• cat: meeow
• me: wait alright just a sec
• cat: MEEOOOW
• me: JUST HOLD ON
• cat: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW
• me: HOLY SIHT
• cat: FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEE
• me: OKAT HERES THIE FUCKNIG CAT FOOD JESUSD CHRIST
• cat: :3

my childhood.

Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain’t calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!

(via sammchristinee)

• me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
• me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
• me two minutes later: omg is that cake

(via erickaababe)

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